Rollin' with this 25 year old baby stroller. What up my peeps, what up?!
"Mulp? Momma? Mulp. Oops."
Me: 'Hmm, I wonder why the milk spilled.'
"Oh yeah I totally downed that milk...like THAT."
"No really! What is she gonna do about it now? I spilled the mulp already anyway."
Summertime (sung to that Will Smith song, yo.)
Marisa: "Momma, why did you buy this hat?"
Me: "Because it makes you look cute... like Strawberry Shortcake.
And it was only $2.80 Canadian."
Marisa: "You purposely made me look like Strawberry shortcake?
I am not sure I am going to like this in 14 years or so..."
Me: "Mulp? Want to drink some mulp?"